Tag: humor
group name: lifeexperiences
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July 04, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
I received this from my sister: ANSWERING MACHINE SUGGESTION
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please . . . more
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May 30, 2007 10:25 PM EDT --
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know . . . more
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August 26, 2007 08:26 PM EDT --
Below is another entry from my intermittent journal. --I had first posted it on (the now defunct) Abuzz.com then copied and pasted it to my little 'journal': . . . more
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October 03, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
New York-based Time magazine reporter Lisa Takeuchi Cullen not only has a nose for news, she can make you stop dead in your tracks, especially when it comes to planning your own funeral.
I had the opportunity . . . more
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November 26, 2007 05:34 AM EST --
It's 4am! Do you know where your bowels are? I know where mine are and unfortunately, they are right here still attached. Oh, how I wish they were on vacation in Barbados along with . . . more
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January 08, 2008 12:36 PM EST --
By: Wilde S. Tory
San Antonio Express News Staff Writer
It was a bizarre trip for San Antonio's commuters yesterday morning. Traffic was clogged . . . more
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February 15, 2007 10:57 PM EST --
Last night when I went to sleep, I left my desk light on. I didn't bother turning it off because I had had a hard enough day as it was. So I just closed my eyes and went to sleep. I was having a very . . . more
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October 27, 2007 08:18 PM EDT --
Sometimes a person will put his writing on hold, thinking "I'm too old. If I wanted to be a writer, I should have started when I was young. My best days are behind me."
The truth of the . . . more
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August 24, 2007 05:29 PM EDT --
There are so many external and internal stimuli hitting you at once that your brain has learned to filter them out.
The first ones that get ignored are ones that you do; which is why you . . . more
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June 05, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
I wrote this poem some time ago, but was reminded of it when I heard some folks talking about those pretty purple flowers in the country ditches.
Pretty Posies
While riding in a car one day
With . . . more
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August 22, 2007 12:52 AM EDT --
Okay, here's some breaking 'news'. Not really news but the media loves stuff like this. Anyhow, my human heart does ache for this guy, it truly does; but the rest of . . . more
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February 02, 2008 10:10 PM EST --
Alexei was awakened by the smell of fresh paint flowing
through his open window. It was bright in the bedroom. Sunspots
played on the wall. Blinking, he screwed his . . . more
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April 09, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
I keep getting these things in my email. What's with that? Do people think I'm old?
1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging . . . more
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June 29, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
Most people of a certain age remember the days before fly spray in cans. There used to be to weapons used to combat flies, a fly swatter and flypaper. You can still buy those sticky strips, . . . more
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February 06, 2008 09:13 PM EST --
The worst invention of human kind is telephon.
The best invention of human kind is restriction order.
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July 28, 2007 02:21 AM EDT --
Dear Friends,
This morning I posted a funny: http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744290616 I recieved it in my email from an old friend in SC. A friend who is well aware . . . more
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December 29, 2007 12:17 AM EST --
Why does someone get offended when someone else laughs?
Why does someone get offended when someone looks at life with a sense of humor?
Do people think that ambulance drivers pull up to a horrible . . . more
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January 17, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
Yes, he's crazy. The whole family says it, even grandpa. The other evening Iasked him to help me write a composition. He didn't want to. He said, "Youcan do that by yourself."
"No!" . . . more
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July 08, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Last night, I read myself to sleep with Poe. I grew up with Poe; "The Raven", "Ulalume", "Tell-Tale Heart", etc etc. Just before dozing off, my reading brought . . . more
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February 02, 2007 01:07 PM EST --
I would never make light of the seriosness of this consuming disease, but having gone through it with family member's I am well aware that sometimes what is needed is a little humor to lighten the . . . more
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